What? You’d like a million of them, you say? Right this way for the full instructions.
:o
The alcoholic in me is screaming
CRYING
HE HAS A PINGU BACKPACK I USED TO LOVE THAT SHOW SO MUCH
(Source: neology)
Pokemon Fusion Fan Art: Compilation 1 “Sinister Ones”
I’M OBSESSED.
Ain’t nothing like cleaning and rearranging furniture with a big old hangover,
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
(Source: andyglassismymom)
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
but a very cute trashcan
make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH
I will probably have to cancel my hiking trip I planned for this week - because of snow. In late May. Thank you, Germany, you really shouldn’t have.
So I just told my ex-gf, an americna going to London in autumn, to change money in advance because while Sickle and Knuts are cool, Galleons take fucking eternities.
She believed me. she literally believed we use the wizard currency from Harry Potter in Europe.
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
